Bill Schplitter

Bill Schplitter • Origin

You know that housemate who labels their milk and texts you a week before the energy bill's due to make sure you're on top of it? Well, 'Bill Schplitter' makes that housemate seem cool. 'Bill' will cut the soap into quarters and charge your girlfriend a time-based percentage of the rent for staying over. Why? Because it's a compulsion. 'Bill Schplitter' was born to do one thing - split bills.